I got this some time back from some site I don’t remember, but it contains 45k tweets/quotes etc.

Sorted as follows

Cat Tweets 1,800
Gambling 500
Inspirational 4,800
Jokes 10,900
One Liners 3,100
Provers 6,000
Tweets 24,100
Tech tweets 800

Download:

Code:

http://www.mediafire.com/?39wi2mta5i2yrwz

VT:

Code:

http://www.virustotal.com/file/d83aa9578bea3d9756d40e2748846d83177bf253701a72922598b31dbe642695/analysis/1348927472/

SHA256:	d83aa9578bea3d9756d40e2748846d83177bf253701a72922598b31dbe642695
File name:	tweets_for_sale.zip
Detection ratio:	0 / 42
Analysis date:	2012-09-29 14:04:32 UTC